March 2012
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My life...
Drunk boy (who grabbed the computer while I was skyping Jon): Heyyyy I can tell just from this that you are sexxxxyyyyyyy.
Me: Oh? hahaha
Drunk boy: Yeah. You're really sexy. Don't be afraid to come over here.
Me: Oh I'm not afraid, hahaha I just need a car.
Drunk boy: Well get a car and come over because you are sexy. ;)
Me: hahaha did you hear that? Who was that?
Jon: Oh that? That was the gay one.
Me: ...
Jon: hahahahaha
Me: god dammit.
when you can lose all the respect you have someone...
girl: i don't want people to think i'm a gay relationship hater. i like gay people.
me: uhh you kind of are.
girl: haha kinda! i just don't believe in what they do.
me: and what exactly is that...?
girl:
me:
girl: well THE BIBLE says....
me: excuse me while i forget i ever met you
Anonymous asked: When does that happen? And remember citing a lack of communication is ableist.
Anonymous asked: How do you define viable life and what point is something viable?
i hate religion.
strangeronmystreet:
jonisspiffy:
there, i said it. sure it’s important and a major backbone of any civilization (like a civilization can’t start without religion it just doesn’t happen) but all it does is give people a big bunch of nothingness to blame all their problems on, while all it does it start a shit ton of more problems for everyone else. so take your strong religious annoying beliefs...
the reason bowling green smells so bad is because...
lukeisherenow:
alongthebroken-road:
lol yupp. pretty much!
February 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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